I'm Takoyaki, but I also go by Bees, or the names of any of my kins (except Jotaro).
She/they/it/e, close friends can use he/him if they want!! (e/em/eir is pronounced "ee/m/air")
Sorry for everything being on one page </3 at least it's readable
(white, able-bodied)
May 25

Perseverance

Fun facts about me:
I got kin assigned Cozy Chomps and Midas from Fortnite
I do not kin Cozy Chomps or Midas from Fortnite
Orange is my favorite fruit and color
I kick absolute ass using DeDeDe (and Shulk, somehow)
If you see me randomly tweeting about how combat boots and/or thigh highs are the greatest things in the world, don't panic; this is normal
I WILL eat moss. Mark my fucking words

Sometimes I will refer to myself with "We/Us/Ourself" in place of "I/me/myself." We aren't a system, just a singlet, and it's only a habit influenced by Katamari Damacy. Think of it as a typing quirk!!

Labels:
Transfeminine
Non-binary
Bisexual (technically pansexual, bi label feels right as of now)
Genderfluid
Homoromantic while in boymode ig
[This list is likely incomplete, I am young and still have much to figure out. Italic is questioning, bold is sure of!! Regular text is neutral. This list is also constantly changing.]

Kinlist, high to low:
Sara Chidouin (YTTD)
Sunny (OMORI)
Kris Dreemurr (deltarune)
Ghiaccio (JJBA)
Josuke Higashikata 8 (JJBA)
Josuke Higashikata 4 (JJBA)
Josefumi Kujo (JJBA)
Jotaro Kujo (JJBA)
ENA (JoelG)
Leaky eye Luca (JJBA)
Gin Ibushi (YTTD)
Tia Safalin (YTTD)
Mira (Donut County)
Eco (Fortnite)

(I kin for fun, though I really do see parts of myself in Sara, Kris, ENA and Sunny. Doubles allowed on all kins.)

therapy

group therapy session <3

Comfort characters:
Basically everyone listed above, Josuke 4 especially
Joe Tazuna (YTTD)
Jonathan Joestar (JJBA)
Speedwagon (JJBA)
Part 3 Jean Pierre Polnareff (JJBA)
Mikitaka (JJBA)
Foo Fighters (JJBA)
Yasuho Hirose (JJBA)
Spring Man (ARMS)
Punchy (Animal Crossing)
Link (TLoZ)
(I cannot tag any characters I kin nor any of my comfort characters!!)
(Also if you even THINK about sending me hallucination Joe to cheer me up I will track you down and stomp your head so far into the ground that you'll be spitting out dirt whenever you talk for the rest of your life)

Interests I can't tag (bold is current hyperfixation):
Katamari Damacy series
Fortnite
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Minecraft
Terraria
Your Turn to Die / Kimi ga Shine
Most works of Neil Cicierega
The PlayStation 2
Pikmin series
OFF
Will Wood and the Tapeworms
Vocaloid
Splatoon series
UNDERTALE/deltarune
Initial D
OMORI
Interests I can tag:
Kirby series
De Blob
Pokemon series
The Legend of Zelda series
A Hat in Time
ARMS
Blaseball
Animal Crossing
Death Squared
Scribblenauts series
Rocket League
Hylics
+and many more.

Note that I am critical of all my interests, but such a thing exists called separating art from artist. I can still enjoy media even if I hate the creator.

Aesthetics I really like:
Nautical/dark nautical
Seapunk
Vaporwave (please don't lynch me)
Preppy
After hours
Specifically synthwave carcore. Gimme those neon beaches n shit
Ocean grunge
Trenchcore
Outrun
Whatever the fuck Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion has going on
Joyride
90's TV anime
Rollercore
Diner

Favorite things (send me some of these + my comfort characters (Joe especially :D) if I'm down):
[Music]
Paisley Park (Prince song)
Dinosaurchestra (Lemon Demon album)
This Must be the Place (Naive Melody) (Talking Heads song)
April Fools (The Scary Jokes album)
The Gold Experience (Prince album)
[Objects]
Plush toys
Sweaters
Thigh-high cut socks
Combat boots
Nerf blasters
Moss (preferably in my mouth (/hj))
Skirts

(Image description: a Tweet by @honeyc0rpse that reads "doctor amnesia from amnesia was her name is a milf /hj"

here's a very funny boy (parsnip from OMORI) drawn by the very talented @sillyfuny on twitter :)

Tagging:
I will only tag something if you specifically request it or if we follow each other!!
Most of these are limited to real life and depictions of them
Please tag (catchall is takoyaki/bees don't look or tdl/bdl):

Nazis/general antisemitism (Rudol Von Stroheim is fine though)
Heatstroke
Closeup pictures of irl mushrooms
Clean lacerations without blood/gore (in a cartoony style it's fine)*
Pet cat death
Drowning/rapid waters (many exceptions)

If these are mentioned, usually I kinda just... stop. Kind of like a dissociation, but that's a pretty strong word, no? It's more like I get real quiet and stop whatever I'm doing, accompanied with light labored breathing. It might take me anywhere between a few seconds or multiple minutes to get back to reality.

Do not interact (unless you want to fight me):
Basic dni criteria, Trump supporter, proship/anti-anti, m-spec """lesbian""", etc.
I'd prefer if MCYTtwt or MCYT stans dni, but current mutuals are fine.
People who are named or go by Timothy/Tim, please do not interact. Current mutuals you're on thin fucking ice. /srs

Also fuck you if you support Chick-Fil-A.

(Image description: a Tweet by @honeyc0rpse that reads "doctor amnesia from amnesia was her name is a milf /hj"